So now that I am a philosopher....

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex." - Karl Marx


"Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution." - Robert Zend


"The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it." - Bertrand Russell


"Consciousness is either inexplicable illusion, or else revelation." - C.S. Lewis